pro golfball

A conversation I had with Austin the other day I had to write down. Austin brought me in a old dirty golfball and was way excited. He kept trying to talk to me, but I was busy trying to clean the kitchen so I wasn't listening at first. I am glad I did, I chuckled all day.

Austin: mom I found grawmpa a 'pro-golfball mom."
me: that's cool Austin.
Austin: but mom do you know what a 'pro-golfball' is?
me: no what is it.
Austin: (with actions) you hit it. pooow and it really likes the holes so... bam it goes right in the hole.
me: (laughing) really.
Austin: yep and now I owe grawmpa two bucks cuz i got him a 'pro-golfball'

man I can't make this crap up.